Valentine Quotes…. some people say the funniest of things.

• Author Unknown
  I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
• Linus
  I love making friends. It’s people I can’t stand.
• Barbara Bush
  I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
• Dorothy Parker
  I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
• Hilaire Belloc
  I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
• Groucho Marx
  Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
• Pauline Thomason
  Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener.
• Julius Gordon
  Love is not blind; it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
• Mort Sahl
  The bravest thing that men do is love women
• John Kenneth Galbraith
  There’s a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.

 

Composed with the help of the net… 😛

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