I Just Can’t Stop Loving You

I love this song… I think it’s something we can all see ourselves in..

Idiot Journalist Tells The Dalai Lama bad joke and causes embarrassment!

Why he decided to tell a joke to the Dalai Lama – about pizza, no less – is beyond our feeble minds. But tell it he did, and on camera to boot, meaning that you, humble Asylum reader, can enjoy/recoil in horror as a piece of nonsensical gibberish masquerading as a “joke” lands so badly that you can practically hear the earth groaning with embarrassment beneath them.

So if you’re feeling brave, or love a would be comedian crashing and burning, then click play below – but you’ve been warned, because this could well be the new dictionary definition of awkward. Seriously, who tells a joke to the Dalai Lama on live TV? Karl Stefanovic, that’s who.

Watch and answer this question….. should he have told the joke? Can  you feel yourself cringing? 😛 Who do you feel sorry for more, Karl or The Dalai Lama? 😛

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Russian Newsreader Gets Fits Of Giggles!

God good we love a good giggle. Be it an amazing double-entendre executed live on-air (“Long, stabby thing”, anyone?), a Swiss politician cracking up for no good reason or Natalie Portman being utterly adorable, giggles are amazing. And now we’ve got another beauty, and it’s from Russia, and it involves bears, marijuana, pigs and “a big dog”.

The victim of the giggle attack was one Ms. Tatiana Subbotina, who was delivering a report about a marijuana farm in Canada. It seems what was making her erupt into chuckles was the fact that this farm was guarded by bears, dogs and pot-bellied pigs.

That’s right, bears, dogs and pot-bellied pigs. Even if we weren’t in charge of a farm that grew illegal substances, we’d love to have a bear guarding our office. Would stop the junk mail, that’s for sure.

Anyway, as you’ll see from the handy subtitles to the video below, there were 13 bears keeping watch over the British Columbia ranch, but what really got Tatiana was the news of a pig also kicking about.

“What the hell is a pig doing there?!”, she shouts. Then she makes a few jokes, has some banter with the behind-the-scenes staff, makes some faces and somehow makes it through.

In other words, it’s a lady giggling, joking about bears smoking weed, and still trundling along. That, ladies and gentlemen, is professionalism. Kind of. Maybe.  😛