Utterly funny bug report form…

I saw this while roaming around and thought it was really funny, it kind of reminds me also of how annoying it can be when we call up for some technical support


Bug report form

    • Describe your problem:
      __________________________________________
    • Now, describe the problem accurately:
      __________________________________________
    • Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
      __________________________________________
    • Problem Severity:
      • Minor __
      • Minor __
      • Minor __
      • Trivial __
    • Nature of the problem:
      • Locked up __
      • Frozen __
      • Hung __
      • Shot __
    • Is your computer plugged in? Yes __ No __
    • Is it turned on? Yes __ No __
    • Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes __ No __
    • Have you made it worse? Yes __
    • Have you read the manual? Yes __ No __
    • Are you sure you’ve read the manual? Yes __ No __
    • Are you absolutely certain you’ve read the manual? No __
  • Do you think you understood it? Yes __ No __
    • If ‘Yes’ then why can’t you fix the problem yourself?
      __________________________________________
    • How tall are you? Are you above this line?
      __________________
    • What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
      __________________________________________
    • If `nothing’ explain why you were logged in.
      __________________________________________
    • Are you sure you aren’t imagining the problem? Yes __ No __
    • How does this problem make you feel?
      __________________________________________
    • Tell me about your childhood.
      __________________________________________
    • Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes __ No __
  • Can’t you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes __