All you need to know.

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Has This Happened To You?

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This pic reminds of those times you see someone’s profile picture and think “WOW!!!! This person looks super hot/sexy” instantly your curiosity and interest is triggered. You send a friend request on FB or add them on twitter or google+. You can’t wait to talk to them finally they accept your request or you accept theirs if they had already sent one. Then you decide to take a closer look at their photo albums (because you just have to see more of this person) and feel the wind going out your sails.

Why do people do this? Put up amazing super awesome profile pics. Then put up albums of themselves that look nothing like their profile pics? Are you following me?

So what if one day the camera was kind to you and made you look like a film star/pop star/model… It isn’t really you!! You are leading people into an illusion that only leads to disappointment.

Either keep the illusion going that you are looking freakingly awesome and post pics of that calibre inside your profile as well… or… Just post pictures of where you look normal and the camera captured your natural normal everyday look and not your film star look. Then people like me won’t have that build up and let down that we get when we click on you.

Maybe I’m being a bit over the top but this is really starting to annoy me. Got it off my chest now so feel much better already 😉

Hahaha

I’ve decided to cheer myself up… my weekend has not been that brilliant… I have had better ones… found the video on someone elses blog and decided to post it here so I can get a “feel good feeling”

Quote Of The Day… good friends

What is it?

The man who invented it doesn’t want it. The man who bought it doesn’t need it. The man who needs it doesn’t know it. What is it? 🙂

And no googling! 😛

the mechanic and the surgeon, whose better?

A heart surgeon took his car to his local garage for a regular service, where he usually exchanged a little friendly banter with the owner, a skilled but not especially wealthy mechanic.

“So tell me,” says the mechanic, “I’ve been wondering about what we both do for a living, and how much more you get paid than me..”

“Yes?..” says the surgeon.

“Well look at this,” says the mechanic, as he worked on a big complicated engine, “I check how it’s running, open it up, fix the valves, and put it all back together so it works good as new.. We basically do the same job don’t we? And yet you are paid ten times what I am – how do you explain that?”

The surgeon thought for a moment, and smiling gently, replied,”Try it with the engine running..”

Retailers making their own condoms.. funny!

I got this in an e.mail this morning and just had to share. I’ve read similar versions but the last bit I’ve never read before… found it really funny! 😛

Imagine if all retailers started making their own condoms: 
Tesco condoms 'ever little helps' 
Nike condoms 'just do it' 
Peugeot condoms 'the ride of your life' 
KFC condoms 'finger licking good' 
Duracell condoms 'just keep going and going and going..' 
Pringles condoms 'once you pop you can't stop' 
Burger King condoms 'the home of the whopper' 
Polo condoms 'the one with the hole in it....' OH F*^K!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P