Cher Lloyd – Swagger Jagger, finally she releases her piece of crap!

When Cher Lloyd first appeared on the X Factor everyone,including the judges thought she could win it. But very quickly this little brat lost her charm. And now finally she is here to torture us with her “master piece” My thoughts are Will I Am wondering where the hell are you!!!!! 

This single is going  to knock that Rebecca Black of that top-notch of worst song of all time. Woohhoooo Cher you will get a gong for this, worst single ever. 

OK! OK! I am not a fan, you can tell can’t you! yeah I don’t like!! 😛

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk&feature=channel_video_title

 

I’ve put the lyrics in… just to help you throw up!!!

Swagger Jagger, Swagger Jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get yo game on
Get yo game on, get yo, get yo game on

You can’t stop lookin’ at me, starin’ at me,
Be what I be
You can’t stop lookin’ at me, so get off of my face
You can’t stop clickin’ at me, writin’ bout me,
Tweetin’ bout me
I can’t stop, this what is go’n be, my swagger’s in check

Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
You’re a hater, just let it go

Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
Get your game on, get your game on
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/c/cher_lloyd/swagger_jagger.html ]
You can’t stop shoutin’ at me, hollin’ at me, be what I be
You can’t stop looking at, so get off of my way
You can’t stop youtubin’ me, RNP, running this beat
You can’t stop this one is a me, I’m laughing all the way

Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor
My swagger’s in check
Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor
I got in check

Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
You’re a hater, just let it go

Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
Get your game on, get your game on

All haters, kiss kiss
I see you later
Hi haters,
It was very, very, very nice to meet you

Get on the floor…
Get, get, get…
Get on the floor…
Get on the floor…

I got it in check

Get on the floor…
Get on the floor…

My swagger’s in check

Get on the floor…
Get on the floor…

I got it in check

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ashley wants Cheryl back…

While Cheryl Cole is moving onwards and upwards, her cheating ex-hubby Ashley apparently still holds a torch for the Geordie lass.

The News of the World reports that Ashley changed his BlackBerry messenger status to: “I want my wife back!” after it became clear that Chezza was LA-bound.

We had assumed that after the divorce, the Chelsea footballer would be back to his favourite pastime, sexting, but it seems he is still pining for the X Factor judge.

A source told the News of the World: “Ashley still believes Cheryl wants to give him one more chance. He thinks he’ll be able to change her mind.”

Er… we think that ship may well have sailed, Ash.

A friend added: “It has hit Ashley like a ton of bricks that Cheryl is leaving. He’s distraught and has begged her to give him one more go.”

Disappointment surely beckons.

What do you reckon – can Ashley lure Cheryl back to WAGsville? Leave a comment below…

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