Then there was the blonde girl who……

  • took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  • sent a fax with a stamp on it.
  • tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
  • thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
  • thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
  • thought General Motors was in the army.
  • tripped over a cordless phone.
  • spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate.
  • at the bottom of the job application where it says “sign here,” put “Libra.”
  • asked for a price check at the Pound Store.
  • studied for a blood test.
  • when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
  • when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
  • heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so she moved.
  • if she spoke her mind, would be speechless.
  • thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

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