It’s great to be a girl because …..

  • We got off the Titanic first.
  • We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
  • Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous.
  • Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
  • We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
  • We can cry and get off speeding fines.
  • Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
  • We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
  • Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).
  • We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we’re gay.
  • We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay.
  • New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
  • It’s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
  • No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
  • We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
  • If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
  • We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her ass.
  • If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
  • We can never have too many clothes or too much jewelry.
  • If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.
  • We can drink nice flavored alco-pops without people calling us wimps.
  • We have the ability to dress ourselves.
  • We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
  • If we marry someone 20 years younger, we’re aware that we look like an idiot.
  • We can spend a fortnights salary in one shopping trip without guilt.
  • We can admit we’re lost and ask for directions.
  • Our friends won’t think we’re weird if we ask whether there’s spinach in our teeth.
  • Gay waiters don’t make us uncomfortable.
  • We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
  • We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
  • We don’t have to pretend to understand bizarre sporting rules.
  • As long as there is chocolate  and diet coke we have a reason to live.

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